Getting to First Base with Danalda Chase|
by Matt Beam
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|A Review of: Getting to First Base With Danalda Chase
by Wayne Cunningham
Toronto author Matt Beam's debut novel centres on seventh grader
Darcy Spillman's attempts to connect getting to first base in
baseball with getting to first base with Danalda Chase, simultaneously
the hottest and coolest girl at Cherrydale Junior High. But while
he knows all about baseball- balls, strikes, fouls, fielders'
choices, balks, grounders and home field advantage-he knows diddley
about girls and how to get along with them.
His baseball-obsessed but athletically inept best friend Dwight
isn't much help with the girls, and his other best friend Ralph has
shied away from the game to concentrate on being girl-crazy, caught
up in attending dances and Cool Crowd parties instead of batting
and fielding practices. But the first year of adjusting to junior
high is a time for making new friends. So Darcy gets to meet Kamna,
a strictly-raised East Indian girl who knows a lot about cricket
and girls but not much about baseball. She agrees to coach Darcy
in his attempts to get to first base with Danalda in exchange for
helping her understand the intricacies of getting to first base in
But life isn't simple for seventh graders anywhere. So while Darcy
and his friends work at their rocky road relationships, Al
"Spitball" Zimmer fires a high hard one at Grandpa Stillman,
sending him to the sidelines at a retirement home after he has
wandered away when Darcy was supposed to be looking after him. It's
a tough call for Darcy who has been really tight with his Grandpa
ever since kindergarten. In fact Darcy's baseball ties are a lot
tighter with the old man than with his father, Nap, or his mom,
Sam. Kid sister, Beattie, though, has been hit with the same baseball
schtick and she's a star in her own league.
Adding to Darcy's well-delineated angst over Grandpa S.'s memory
losses and his frustration in deciphering the signals Danalda sends
him are two funny scenes-one at a spin-the-bottle party, and a
second hilarious one at a movie house when Darcy's maneuvering to
get his arm around Danalda's shoulder ends with them banging heads.
Despite the intrusion of a couple of minor plots, the main story
lines (baseball and girls and Grandpa S. and Alzheimer's) progress
well. There are a few characters that could be sent to the dugout
and the similarity of names Theresa and Thelma in the line-up is
initially confusing. Some readers might also find the concept of
seventh graders openly talking about "making out" a bit
premature for that age group, but author Beam has taught and listened
to kids at the junior high level in several countries and he doesn't
advocate anything untoward.
Besides the stories of kids growing up there are the insights into
family relationships and differing cultural standards, and the
description of the effects of a debilitating disease on all involved.
All are rendered with sensitivity and subtlety, and in the end
Darcy, for all the right reasons, makes the right decision when it
comes to choosing a girlfriend. And for his premier attempt at a
young adult novel Matt Beam rightly deserves a B+.